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University A Conservative Harvest: Cry of the Loon …(I knew Jack Kennedy and Senator Quayle; You're No Jack Kennedy)

Friday, November 12, 2004

Cry of the Loon …(I knew Jack Kennedy and Senator Quayle; You're No Jack Kennedy)

We all remember the words Lloyd Benson told Dan Quayle during the Vice Presidential debate. Well the liberal loon of the Red River Valley says he knows Ted Kennedy and Ted Kennedy is no liberal. Now when Ed says he knows Ted Kennedy, that means he met him once. Ed is such a great judge of character; he can talk to somebody for a short period and know exactly what that person is about. Forget forty years of Senate votes. As Ed did say, “He even voted for No Child Left Behind. I mean you can’t be a liberal if you voted for that”. Remember the Stuart Smalley skit from Saturday Night Live called Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? Well that is what we get daily on News and Views, Deep Thoughts by Ed Schultz. “I met him once, he isn’t a liberal.” The more Ed speaks, the dumber he makes himself out to be. If Ted Kennedy isn’t a liberal, then the Earth is flat, the Sun sets in the East, and Yassar Arafat was a peacemaker. Even Ted Kennedy would say-I know Ted Kennedy and Ted Kennedy is a card carrying member of liberalism. Give a moron a microphone and it’s amazing how often he’ll put his foot in his mouth.

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