Cry of the Loon …(Ed on TV)
Ed has recently expressed his desire to host a cable television program. Upon hearing this, my mind went wondering. Would it not be easier just to take over an existing show and just change the format a bit? I offer my suggestions on format changes to already existing shows on various networks starring Ed Schultz:
1. “All Grown Up” - Nickelodeon - Ed Schultz plays a radio talk show host that throws temper tantrums when he gets upset with callers.
2. “Horse Tales” - LIFE Network - Ed Schultz plays a Hollywood producer making a documentary on liberal propaganda.
3. “Trading Spaces” - TLC Network – Ed trades places with a homosexual and lobbies for gay marriage while taking up interior decorating as a hobby.
4. “Before & After” – Home & Garden Network – Ed plays a landscaper who reminisces about the past, when Democrats could win the south and Democrats were in control of Congress.
5. “Boy Meets Grill” – FOOD Network – Ed plays a chef who teaches the audience how to cook Cajun food while being lambasted by partisan Republicans.
6. “Friday Nite Stand-Up” – Comedy Central - Ed does a stand-up comedy act about the evangelical Christian right.
7. “Beyond Belief” – SCIFI Channel – Ed hosts a show similar to the “Twilight Zone” where Democrats imagine having Republicans in charge of the government.
8. “The Pet Psychic” – Animal Planet – Ed counsels PETA members with split personalities, part human part animal.
9. “Real World” – MTV – Ed Schultz, Paul Begala, James Carville, and Allan Combs share an apartment in downtown Omaha. The show displays how four men with huge egos argue their opinions on how to save the Democratic Party.
10. “Great Hotels” – Travel Channel – Ed travels around the world visiting great hotels with Hollywood stars and musicians that are anxious to leave America after the Bush election win.
11. “CSI-Portland” – CBS – Ed, Homey, and Tank are investigators that examine cases of voter fraud in Portland, Oregon.
12. “West Wing” – NBC – Ed plays a bad tempered, ill-informed press secretary for a Democratic President.
13. “Desperate Housewives” – ABC – This hour-long drama has Ed as a local celebrity talk show host in suburban America with only women callers.
14. "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" - BRAVO Network - Ed and Joel Heitkamp hang around with gay men to show their tolerance. They spend time shopping and doing makeovers.
posted by schumacher @ 5:34 PM
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Ecellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just happened to hear the loon go off on his doormat producer Tank the other morning. I wonder what it is like in the morning when he can't find his underwear or socks. I bet his little bride crawls in a hole or maybe she just stands up to him and says "I made you who you are so back off you phony liberal."
Speaking of makeover extreme edition, the libs claim Karl Rove as Bush's brain. How about Homey as ED's brain. It is obvious Ed must struggle with trying to be a liberal. Homey is way out of his league in this red state. He needs to get his own show in the heart of Portland or New York. Go ahead Homey you can do it.Go Go Go and take the big dumb redhead with you.
Tank, you also should do your own thing, and this is sincere, if someone spoke to me like Ed did the other morning, he would be looking for a new producer. No matter how big you are, you are only as good as the people around you. As for Ed, remember Boyd Christianson. I see a very similar road for you even if on a national level. Wait until that old liberal lady in New York calls and has her parrot sing to you as it likes your voice. I can't wait.
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