A Boston Tea Party … (Your Voting Guide)

When listening to Presidential debates a person must listen carefully to make your way through all the B.S. and figure out what each candidate is for and against. With Bush that is a much easier task. Today I offer a simple voters guide that breaks issues down to their simplest terms.

1. Lower Taxes – Bush
2. Higher Taxes – Kerry
3. Reduce federal spending – neither
4. Keeping America safe – Bush
5. Value in the United Nations – Kerry
6. Jobs – neither (If you think government helps you get employed you’re a fool)
7. More government handouts – Kerry
8. Border protection – neither
9. Activism from judges – Kerry
10. A pain in the ass first lady – Kerry
11. Integrity – Bush
12. Reagan like – neither
13. Lower healthcare costs – neither
14. Government healthcare – Kerry
15. Private healthcare – Bush
16. Social Security reform – Bush
17. Like John McCain – Bush
18. Religious – Bush
19. Pop culture – Kerry
20. Self reliance – Bush

So if you are a person who wants to keep your own money, values your families safety from terrorists, believes in America’s right to defend itself, doesn’t want any government help, enjoys strict interpretation of the constitution, is honest and confident in your decisions, prefers to make your own healthcare decisions, feels you can plan for your retirement better than the government can, still feels the world needs moral judgments, are willing to solve your own problems, and willing to fail or succeed based on your own efforts then vote for Bush.

If you are a person who wants to keep less of your own money, believes America’s safety must be decided in the context of the global world, prefers government help in your life, wants judges who shape the constitution to their views, wants to wait in line for medical help, are to stupid to plan for your retirement, want your country to look like Massachusetts, think Teresa Heinz Kerry is a wonderful role model, feels no one should morally judge someone else, and prefers help from big brother when times are tough then vote for Kerry.

Who you vote for tells alot about you.