Cry of the Loon …(Real American Zeroes)
Many of you have heard the BudLite commercials “Real American Heroes”. They were very popular a few years ago and are beginning to be aired again. This is my rendition that salutes our favorite loon. Please feel free to write your own version in the comment section. Maybe someone could record them to the background music. (the words in italics are sung by the background singer)
BudLite presents, Real American Zeroes.
Real American Zeroes!
Today we salute you Mr. straight talk from the heartland.
Mr. straight talk from the heartland!
Whether it is Ted Kennedy or Dick Durbin you are willing to kiss their ass.
B-o-u-g-h-t and p-a-i-d for!
You are the one who makes sure the progressive voice gets heard. The chosen one to rally the base.
Cra-zy liber-als!
Sure you switched sides but at least you made them pay for your principles.
Ohhhh-yaaaaa!
So pop open a cold BudLite Mr. radio phony because a hooker like you is someone very few of us can afford.
You’re pa-thet-ic-c-c-!!!!!
posted by schumacher @ 8:48 PM
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1 Comments:
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was classic material and true to a T. Hey, is the fatass redhead moving to Miami? Please Please Please. I hear rumor that he wants to and has been kissing Miami ass just to get there. I also heard some waves that he has been dropped from XM satellite already, speaking of waves. Hee Hee Ha Ha.
Perhaps enough people can raise enough money for the sleeze to help pay his way to move.
Keep up the great work.
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