Cry Of The Loon ...(The Official Ballad)
Finally, we have the publishing of the official ballad for the Cry Of The Loon heading. This song is sung to the tune for the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Ed
A talk show host, barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shootin’ at some food
Hit his dog and shot him up good.
Outdoorsman that is, hunter, fisherman.
Well, the first thing you know, old Ed’s the Democrat heir
Dorgan said Ed move away from there
Daschle told him he would get his “share”
Said, remotes are the place you oughta be
So he loaded up his truck with Vern and Hom-ie.
Union folk that is, progressive rallies.
The Cry of the Loon!
Well, now it's time to get rid of Ed and his entire gang
Send 'em packin’ with a big loud bang
He has embarrassed this region for much to long
And proved he can be bought off for a song
Loon, that is, Jethro like, liberal mouthpiece
Never come back now, ya here?
posted by schumacher @ 8:16 PM
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1 Comments:
Keep this up, this is great stuff. The old lead formerly used in large shot size for geese etc. was called buckshot. I hear old
Ed has a new dog named Buck. Get where I am going. Buckshot, hope this new dog does not get a visit from the ghost of ED's dog past, as he might tell this new dog, to walk small and duck when the dumb master pulls the trigger or he just may end up like him. I would hope this dog took out insurance.
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