A Cry Of The Loon …(Cable Access Radio)
Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party on Garth! Party on Wayne! Remember the Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey skit on Saturday Night Live? The two characters, Wayne and Garth, would play air guitar and the drums and have occasional guests. They lived out their fantasy of being rock-n-rollers on cable access television. Their show was done in Wayne’s basement. The pair were amateurs but they didn’t mind because to them having their own low budget show felt like the big time.
When you listen to the “Loon’s” show, you are left with the same impression. It feels to him like the big time but it is nothing more than cable access radio. Yesterday the “Loon” announced that he would soon have a newsletter that would be published by that big time reporter in Ashley, North Dakota Tony Bender. It really gets more comical as each day passes. Can’t you just see Ed, Homey, Tank, and Vern sitting around and thinking: “Man, Rush has a newsletter…we should have one too, ya ya , we should too. We could have Homey write an article and and we could have Vern write an article and and Ed could give his views and and Tank could have something too. Maybe even we could have Ed’s wife do something. Man, that would be great. She could do recipes or something….maybe give big eddies favorite foods. We should do that. I have another idea how about we sell some stuff! Rush does it. O’Reilly does it. We should. We could put Big Eddie on mugs and golf balls and sell it on the website. Maybe even some big eddie spinners too.”
They say copying is the greatest form of flattery. It is too bad that the “Loon” can’t copy the quality of the other major talk show host’s shows. While the others speak and act as professionals, Ed uses words like “dude” and “duh”. Yesterday he even welcomed Joel Heitkamp to his show. He said he was from Hankinson, North Dakota. It was kind of like Wayne introducing his neighbor to his cable access audience. It makes the guest feel great but the audience could care less. Amateur radio like this belongs right next to amateur television... on channel 2. Party On Ed! Party On Homie! Party on Vern! Party on Tank!
posted by schumacher @ 10:28 AM
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Holy Sh--, You have got to be kidding me, he was joking was he not? The guy from the Ashley HU Hot Times or whatever the name is. He is going to put the newsletter together. Let me guess. I bet they name it something unique, like "Ed" 24/7. or maybe "The Schultz letter" wow. How do I get in on that action. I tell you,this fruit and his homie boys make a guy ill. I can also see them sitting around in a meeting room planning. In my opinion, it would look like a cage of monkies trying to hump a football. I am going on to his website right now and I bet if I could see behind the scenes of their paraphanalia operation, you would see their next shipment of Ed golf balls coming right out of the slough on the golf course in Ashley ND-Tank and his bottle of windex and ED hanky, shining up the balls, while Homie anxiously awaits with his double duty ziplock bag and Ed's brain surgeon wife relentlessly trying to count to 12 so the bag will have a dozen balls in each. Give these frickin morons credit, everybody starts somewhere, but these losers make a habit out of ripping people down while trying to crawl out of their own cave. I also heard tell of some guy calling into the LOON's show who has an internet site that sells sporting goods. I guess Ed was quick to jump on the opportunity to try and sell some of his fishing crap on the guy's site. The loser just keeps on selling out or doing whatever to make himself big. As soon as the poor guy does not sell a one lure or bobber for the boob, that poor young man will be ripped to shreds by the LOON. Trust me, and you the author, this loser's MoO is do whatever it takes to make himself look good, talk about it a whole bunch to help promote himself and then when the likes of Scarborough and others who do not puff him up anymore, he will sit and bad mouth them to no end. He is a punk and a fat red-headed loser, just like the putts that is taking over the local radio show which the loon left.We in the upper midwest deserve better and the sooner the loon leaves the better.
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