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University A Conservative Harvest: A Boston Tea Party ...(You Know Your A Democrat When)

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

A Boston Tea Party ...(You Know Your A Democrat When)

After hearing John Kerry's delusional rebuttal to President Bush's speech today, I thought it would be fun for anyone who reads this to write their own joke. Jeff Foxworthy uses the phrase "you know your a redneck when...", well start your joke with "you know you're a delusional democrat when...". Please add your own witty yet very correct joke to the comments section. I will start and add more as they come to mind.

You know you're a delusional democrat when you think Chris Mathews is conservative.

You know you're a delusional democrat when you think voting machines are the reason you lost in 2004.

You know you're a delusional democrat when you think you actually have a plan for the future of this country.

You know you're a delusional democrat when you think Ed Schultz is intelligent.

You know you're a delusional democrat when you believe the New York Times is mainstream.

I will be curious to see the creative comments you come up with.

1 Comments:

At 7:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know you are a dumb ass ooops, I mean delusional democrat when you think ed schultz is a true democrat/progressive/liberal, rather than a bottom feeding carp, who would sell his soul to get a rating.

 

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