A Boston Tea Party ...(You Know Your A Democrat When)
After hearing John Kerry's delusional rebuttal to President Bush's speech today, I thought it would be fun for anyone who reads this to write their own joke. Jeff Foxworthy uses the phrase "you know your a redneck when...", well start your joke with "you know you're a delusional democrat when...". Please add your own witty yet very correct joke to the comments section. I will start and add more as they come to mind.
You know you're a delusional democrat when you think Chris Mathews is conservative.
You know you're a delusional democrat when you think voting machines are the reason you lost in 2004.
You know you're a delusional democrat when you think you actually have a plan for the future of this country.
You know you're a delusional democrat when you think Ed Schultz is intelligent.
You know you're a delusional democrat when you believe the New York Times is mainstream.
I will be curious to see the creative comments you come up with.
1 Comments:
You know you are a dumb ass ooops, I mean delusional democrat when you think ed schultz is a true democrat/progressive/liberal, rather than a bottom feeding carp, who would sell his soul to get a rating.
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