A Boston Tea Party ...(Man On The Run)

(Sung to the tune of "Band on the run" by Paul McCartney)

Stuck inside the capital walls, been there for years,
Never facing anyone as worthy as you,
Hoeven you, Hoeven you.
I’ll never get out of Office,
Not sure what I would do,
Never had a regular job.
All I need is a way to beat you,
I’ll never get out of Office.

Well, the poll exploded with a mighty crash as I fell into my chair,
And the first one said to the second one there this type of opponent is very rare.
Man on the run, man on the run.
And the union man and the farmer sam were searching every one

For the man on the run, man on the run, man on the run, man on the run

Well, the incumbent drew a heavy sigh seeing the poll had him behind,
And an alarm was ringing in the Conrad office for a new commercial to be made.
Man on the run, man on the run,
And the union man and the farmer sam were searching every one

For the man on the run, man on the run, man on the run, man on the run

Well, you could tell the end was near as desperation started to settle in.
An ad ran showing him treating republicans like next of kin
Man on the run, man on the run

And the Senator from North Dakota, holds on like his friend Tom Daschle
Wants to stay in office for evermore
For the man on the run, man on the run, man on the run, man on the run.