The Cry of the Loon …(The Numbers Never Lie)
Through out the years there have been many highly anticipated battles or contests that have turned into landslide victories by a team, person, or country. Examples of this are the Harlem Globetrotters vs the Washington Generals, Reagan vs Mondale, and the U.S. Military vs the Iraq National Army. This Thursday or Friday night we are again faced with another epic face-off. Ed Schultz will be on the Bill O’Reilly Show. It is unclear to this writer what is going to be discussed or whether this will be a heated debate between O’Reilly and the Loon. If it were a debate of substance over shtick then the winner would be O’Reilly by a huge margin. Because I am not sure what will happen, I figured it might be better to preview their battle. To do this I am going to use a format made famous by comedian Nick Bakay called “Tale of the Tape” because as Nick says, “the numbers never lie”.
Topic: City of origin
O’Reilly - New York – the city that never sleeps
Schultz - Fargo – City that thinks Jack & Sandy is good radio Advantage – O’Reilly
Topic: Book sales
O’Reilly – Millions
Schultz – Less than a million
Advantage – O’Reilly – he has written many books of substance that weren’t done in a month
Topic: Syndication
O’Reilly - Westwood One
Schultz – The Jonestown Radio Group
Advantage – O’Reilly
Topic: Temper
O’Reilly – Irish
Schultz – Postal
Advantage – Push – but I bet Maureen begs to differ
Topic: Slogan
O’Reilly – No Spin Zone
Schultz – Where America Comes To Talk
Advantage – O’Reilly – Schultz’s audience educates him
Topic: Hotter co-hosts
O’Reilly – Edie Hill, Elise Wheil
Schultz – Vern Thompson, R.D.Knutson
Advantage – O’Reilly – obviously
Topic: Promotions
O’Reilly- Factor Gear
Schultz - Big Eddie Spinners
Advantage -O’Reilly – Most of his proceeds go to charity
Topic: Party
O’Reilly – Independent
Schultz - Rebuplic uh Democr uh who is paying my salary
Advantage – O’Reilly – something to do with integrity
Topic: Rival
O’Reilly – Paul Krugman – New York Times
Schultz – Jack & Sandy
Advantage – Schultz – he got Jack & Sandy fired
Topic: Known for
O’Reilly – Fair and Balanced
Schultz – Shooting his dog
Advantage – O’Reilly
Topic: Supporting Cast
O’Reilly – Staff of researchers
Schutlz – Homey and Tank
Advantage – O’Reilly – he has professionals not flunkies
Topic: Religion
O’Reilly – Catholic
Schultz – The Mighty Dollar
Advantage – O’Reilly
Topic: Experience
O’Reilly – Inside Edition
Schultz – WDAY Sports
Advantage – O’Reilly – it is called journalism
So there you have it, the advantage goes to O’Reilly based on experience, integrity, and knowledge. As “the tale of the tape” proves the “numbers never lie”. I ask if anyone else has any other topics that need to be broken down please add them with your comments.
posted by schumacher @ 7:30 AM
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2 Comments:
Schultz will get his ass kicked by Bill, only he will yell and scream and talk over Bill if you can believe that. After he gets his ass kicked he will do his normal bragging of how he was on the show, then how he stood his ground and then how he will use the Factor as his next stepping block for as long as he can milk it. After that wears off, he will start whining about why he never can get on TV and how he should have his own show on TV (which is in the works??) and how he can't wait to yell and scream over anyone he has a chance to.
Schultz is a fricking moron, but sad to say works in the industry. I wish him all the success in the world, just as long as he takes it out of North Dakota. He has done more damage to this state than the entire legislature could if they were drunk for the entire session. As for homey and tank, and I hope they get a chance to see this blogger site, you guys deserve success also, just please pack your bags and get the hell out of here and ask Vern the worm to drive your bus.
Oh by the way, how many times does it take a caller to the Ed Schultz show to realize they are low-class. Once is enough, especially when homey tells you to F--- Off. It is fun to keep calling back and seeing how easy it is to get in to the lame show.
Heard some hearsay that the fat red-head has a pad in Washington. Is that to try and boost economy in D.C. like his plan in Mott ND. Hope the Mott residents have wised up to his crap by now and know it was all about ED not their fine city. Go ED Go and take all of your shit with you. I offered before and offer still stands, I will gladly help pack and or move.
New book should be out soon.
Ed Shuuuuuultz know's nothing. Author Hogan. Bob Crane.
Ed Schultz is a big fat idiot, Not Rush Limbaugh.
Idiots that shoot their dog, push around their wife, get in trouble while hunting with landowners, trespass and many others only to lie about them all. Author Ed Schultz.
How to pretend your crying while behind the Microphone or on the television- by Ed Schultz and Bill Clinton
I think Jack and Sandy are my friends sob sob,-Ed Schultz.
Jack and Sandy are KFGO Rejects- less than a week later-
Ed Schultz
How to predict everything wrong and still claim you predicted it correct. Guess who
Tank is a great employee-next minute he yells at him to get his you know what together.
The last two are not books, just statements but some ideas of just what people do not see with what they are shown by Cybal Schultz.
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